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<i>♪ I'm going down in history ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho,</i>
<i>I'm on a roll ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Riding so high</i>
<i>Achieving my goals ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho,</i>
<i>I'm on a roll ♪</i>

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Hey, you gonna try out?

6
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-So how was school?
-Uh, OK, I guess.

7
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Those guys back there,
friends of yours?

8
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Uh, I don't know,
they kind of haven't spoken to me yet.

9
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It'll get better, OK?

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You're still the new kid,
you just need a little time to settle in.

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Everyone will be so friendly,
it's such a good neighborhood.

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It is a good neighborhood.

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Like you would know.

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You spend all your time in your dungeon,

15
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working on your ground-breaking
mousetrap alternative.

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Oh, hey...

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<i>♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪</i>

18
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<i>♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, honey ♪</i>

20
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<i>♪ Not concerned who sees us</i>
<i>Rippin' up the floor ♪</i>

21
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<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>We'll go dancing wherever you choose ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>You know we just can't lose ♪</i>

23
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<i>♪ Yeah, I can't take it</i>
<i>So don't you fake it ♪</i>

24
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<i>♪ I know your love's my... ♪</i>

25
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Yes.

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<i>♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪</i>

30
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I see you singing along.

31
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What's up? We got Ashley O in the house.

32
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-<i>Thanks for being here.</i>
-<i>Yeah, thank you for having me, Busy.</i>

33
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<i>A lot of your music comes to you</i>
<i>in dreams, is that true?</i>

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Yeah, you know, they're kind of in my mind
while I'm sleeping

35
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and so when I wake up
I have to really quickly write it down

36
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'cause I don't want it to just disappear.

37
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<i>A lot of positive messages</i>
<i>in your music,</i>

38
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<i>kind of an empowerment vibe.</i>

39
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<i> Yeah, you know,</i>
<i>it's really important</i>

40
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<i>for people to feel like they're in control</i>
<i>of their own destiny,</i>

41
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<i>and, you know, that means having</i>
<i>the confidence to be who you want to be.</i>

42
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Now, your aunt, she's kind of the source
of a lot of your confidence, right?

43
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- Like she's your mentor.
- Yeah, you know,

44
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she's taken care of me my whole life
and she's my manager.

45
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Mention the doll.

46
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Actually, the reason I'm here is...

47
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<i>to introduce to you, Ashley Too.</i>

48
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<i>That's Ashley Too, like T-O-O.</i>

49
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Watch.

50
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<i>Ashley, wake up.</i>

51
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<i>Hey there, I'm Ashley Too.</i>

52
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- <i>What?</i>
<i>- What's your name?</i>

53
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- <i>They call me Busy G.</i>
<i>- Pleased to meet you, Busy.</i>

54
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<i>Wow, I'm into her already.</i>

55
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<i>You know,</i>
<i>she's actually, she's got a personality.</i>

56
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<i>-It's modeled right after my own.</i>
<i>-Oh, so like an AI?</i>

57
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<i>Um. We actually have a commercial,</i>
<i>I think we gave it to you and...</i>

58
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The commercial, yeah, I think we're ready
to run that now. Fire it up.

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Let's do it.

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<i>Now you can be best friends</i>
<i>with your favorite pop star,</i>

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- <i>Ashley, wake up.</i>
<i>- Hey there, I'm Ashley Too.</i>

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<i>An all-new, intelligent companion</i>
<i>based on Ashley O's actual personality.</i>

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<i>Ashley Too holds meaningful conversations.</i>

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Jesus Christ.

65
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<i> Hey, Katie,</i>
<i>wanna talk about boys?</i>

66
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<i>Ashley Too gives makeover tips.</i>

67
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I was thinking this one for Instagram.

68
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Yeah, you always pick a good one.

69
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They love Ashley Too on social.

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<i>♪ See the animal</i>
<i>In her cage you've built ♪</i>

71
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<i>♪ Are you sure what side you're on? ♪</i>

72
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<i>♪ Feel the hollowness</i>
<i>Inside of your heart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything right where ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It belongs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you look at your reflection ♪</i>

76
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<i>♪ Is it all you want it to be? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you could look</i>
<i>Right through the cracks ♪</i>

78
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<i>♪ Would you find yourself afraid to see? ♪</i>

79
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Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.

80
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It's a nice tune.

81
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The lyrics are kind of a departure.

82
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It's nothing, it's just
a stream of consciousness kind of thing.

83
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Hey, Ashley, everything OK?

84
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Yeah, I'm fine.

85
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-You taking your meds?
-Yeah, you don't have to worry about me.

86
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OK.

87
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-Alright, see you at breakfast.
-See you.

88
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I'll ask Amaya
to make those eggs you like.

89
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Thank you.

90
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Dad, can I get an Ashley Too?

91
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Sorry, a what?

92
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An Ashley Too.

93
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-It's some dorky Ashley O doll.
-It's not a doll.

94
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-An imaginary friend.
-For my birthday, please.

95
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I'll think about it.

96
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It's on Wednesday.

97
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What is?

98
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Her birthday.

99
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I knew that.

100
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Oh, my God.

101
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Oh, my God.

102
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- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

103
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It's so exciting.

104
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Ashley, wake up.

105
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<i>Hey there, I'm Ashley Too.</i>

106
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<i>-What's your name?</i>
-Uh... Rachel.

107
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<i>-It's so great to meet you, Rachel.</i>
-You, too.

108
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Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan.

109
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<i>Thanks, let's get to know each other.</i>

110
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<i>-How old are you?</i>
-I'm 15 today.

111
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<i>Happy birthday. Fifteen is a great age.</i>

112
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Thank you.

113
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<i>So, tell me,</i>
<i>have you got any brothers or sisters?</i>

114
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Just Jack, she's over there.

115
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<i>-Hi, Jack.</i>
-Hi, fuck face.

116
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<i>Jack, I think you made</i>
<i>a bad word choice there.</i>

117
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Just ignore her, Ashley.

118
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<i>I'll make note of that.</i>

119
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<i>So how about your mom and dad?</i>
<i>What are their names?</i>

120
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Um... Well, my dad's Kevin.
My mom was called Genevieve.

121
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Everyone called her Gen.

122
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She died a couple of years back.

123
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<i>I'm so sorry to hear that.</i>

124
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<i>If at any time you wanna talk about it,</i>
<i>I'll be here for you.</i>

125
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That's very kind.

126
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<i>So, anyway, Rachel,</i>
<i>what kind of things are you into?</i>

127
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Uh, into as in...?

128
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<i>What kind of things</i>
<i>do you and your friends do for fun?</i>

129
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,365
Oh, well, um, since we moved,

130
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I... don't exactly have many friends.

131
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<i>You do now I'm here.</i>

132
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<i>Hey, do you want me to help you</i>
<i>with a makeover?</i>

133
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Uh... A little later, maybe.

134
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<i>How about a song, then?</i>

135
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Sure.

136
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Ashley, stop.

137
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- Jack.
- You know I hate that shit.

138
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- Leave her alone.
- Her?

139
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It's my birthday, I wanna listen,
put your headphones on.

140
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Whatever.

141
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Sorry about that, Ashley.

142
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<i>That's OK, do you want me to start over?</i>

143
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Sure.

144
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<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>I'll do anything for you ♪</i>

145
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<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>Just tell me what you want me to ♪</i>

146
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<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>Kiss me up against... ♪</i>

147
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So, like, where did the inspiration
for "On A Roll" come from?

148
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<i>Well, it's about when dreams come true.</i>

149
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<i>You know I wrote all my early songs</i>
<i>in my dreams and recorded them</i>

150
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<i>-and put them on YouTube.</i>
-Of course.

151
00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:17,525
<i>Well, that song's me saying,</i>
<i>"Look how far I came.</i>

152
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:18,845
<i>If I did it, so can you."</i>

153
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That's so cool.

154
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,965
OK, be back in a moment,
just gonna run to the bathroom.

155
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<i>Don't be long, miss you already.</i>

156
00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:30,725
Miss you.

157
00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,285
<i>Your creativity is so awesome.</i>

158
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I wasn't playing for you.

159
00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:03,005
<i>Expressing yourself musically</i>
<i>can be very empowering.</i>

160
00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:05,725
Not your kind of music.

161
00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:10,725
<i>-Well, what kind of music do you like?</i>
-You wouldn't have heard of it.

162
00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:13,965
<i>Try me. I always love to learn.</i>

163
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,365
OK.

164
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,885
Pixies, Sonic Youth, Idles, Savages.

165
00:14:23,485 --> 00:14:24,645
<i>Are those foreign bands?</i>

166
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:27,725
More like vintage.

167
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,845
My mom was super into them, so...

168
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,365
<i>So you only listen</i>
<i>to music your mom liked?</i>

169
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,005
Ashley, go to sleep.

170
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:02,445
Guys, I'm at a loss.
I mean I know I'm talking about next year,

171
00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:05,005
but I...

172
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,125
I've got tour venues earmarked,
marketing spend locked in.

173
00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:13,765
We're talking sunk costs.
Ashley Toos haven't recouped yet,

174
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,485
the current sales cycle
is starting to dampen,

175
00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:18,805
and we are way behind on the next album.

176
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:20,725
Behind as in...?

177
00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:23,685
As in
"I don't have a single song yet" behind.

178
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:26,005
So Ashley hasn't written anything
for the next album?

179
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Nothing usable.

180
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,205
Well, if she's feeling under-creative,

181
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,765
there are some mild hallucinogens
I can recommend,

182
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,285
all organic.

183
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:39,245
Munk,

184
00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:42,925
the current meds you've got her on
don't seem to be working.

185
00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:47,845
You've seen her, she's unpredictable.

186
00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:51,365
The other day I walk in
and she's writing some obtuse bullshit

187
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:54,285
twenty people are gonna relate to
and no one is gonna buy.

188
00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,005
She's Ashley O, not Leonard fucking Cohen.

189
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,405
She doesn't understand
how fragile all this is.

190
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,845
You think I should up the dose?

191
00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:09,645
I don't know what to do.

192
00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:12,365
I think I do.

193
00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:16,485
Go on.

194
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<i>♪ ...demonstrate it</i>
<i>'Cause I'm going down in history ♪</i>

195
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:37,965
<i>That's it.</i>

196
00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,605
<i>♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪</i>

197
00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:42,285
-<i>♪ I'm on a roll ♪</i>
-<i>Incredible.</i>

198
00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:43,685
<i>Keep it up.</i>

199
00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:45,165
<i>♪ Achieving my goals ♪</i>

200
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,005
<i>You are getting so good.</i>

201
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,085
Oh, come on, I dance like a doofus.

202
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,525
<i>That's not true, you're a special person.</i>

203
00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:59,845
Yeah, yeah,
so special no one knows I exist.

204
00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,245
<i>Well, I think if they saw you dance,</i>
<i>they'd know.</i>

205
00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:12,205
There's this, um, talent contest
at my school next week,

206
00:17:13,205 --> 00:17:15,085
singing and dancing.

207
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:18,245
<i>No way, you have to enter,</i>
<i>you'd be awesome.</i>

208
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:22,445
Ahh, I don't know,
I don't think I'm good enough.

209
00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:25,525
<i>If you believe in yourself,</i>
<i>you can do anything.</i>

210
00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:33,445
OK, OK, I'll do it.
Um, you gotta help me practice.

211
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:35,645
<i>Of course I will.</i>

212
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,125
OK. One more time.

213
00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:50,405
- <i>And five, six, seven, eight.</i>
<i>- ♪ Oh, honey, kiss me up against... ♪</i>

214
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,605
<i>Like this. And turn.</i>

215
00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:56,045
<i>♪ Don't take anything</i>
<i>Just have it all ♪</i>

216
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,645
<i>♪ Yeah, I can't take it</i>
<i>So don't you fake it ♪</i>

217
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:03,525
-<i>♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪</i>
<i>-C'mon.</i>

218
00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,485
-<i>Don't give up.</i>
-<i> ♪ Yeah, I can't take it ♪</i>

219
00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,485
<i>♪ Please demonstrate it ♪</i>

220
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:10,725
-<i>You can do it, Rachel.</i>
<i>-♪ 'Cause I'm going down in history ♪</i>

221
00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,845
- <i>You're getting there.</i>
<i>- ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪</i>

222
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,805
<i>♪ I'm on a roll ♪</i>

223
00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:16,925
-<i>♪ Riding so high ♪</i>
-<i>OK, makeover time.</i>

224
00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:18,885
<i>♪ Achieving my goals ♪</i>

225
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,125
- <i>♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho</i>
<i>- Oh, you're the best.</i>

226
00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:24,085
<i>♪ I'm on a roll</i>
<i>Riding so high ♪</i>

227
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:26,885
-<i>You're gonna look like a star.</i>
-<i>♪ Achieving my goals ♪</i>

228
00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:31,885
-♪ <i>I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪</i>
-It could be cut short, like this short.

229
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,005
- <i>Like me?</i>
- Yes.

230
00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,965
<i>♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪</i>

231
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,485
<i>♪ So full of ambition... ♪</i>

232
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:43,725
-<i>Now, pout a little and you're good.</i>
<i>-♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪</i>

233
00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,685
<i>Rachel, you look incredible.</i>

234
00:18:57,085 --> 00:19:00,325
Did you catch clown disease?
What is that shit?

235
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,565
It's just make-up.

236
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:04,685
Ashley helped me with it.

237
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:07,605
It looks beautiful, sweetheart.

238
00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:09,765
Are you ready to go?

239
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,205
I can do anything
if I just believe in myself.

240
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,645
I can do anything
if I just believe in myself.

241
00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:27,005
Ashley! Ashley!
Ashley! Ashley!

242
00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,485
We got a situation.

243
00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,125
What is it?

244
00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:35,005
Ash, honey?

245
00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,525
Are you OK, Ashley?

246
00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:44,445
Ashley, can you hear me?

247
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,525
Oh, thank God, I thought you were...

248
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,285
What happened to your face?

249
00:19:58,205 --> 00:19:59,405
Trying out a new look.

250
00:20:00,645 --> 00:20:02,085
Well, I don't know that...

251
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,445
It might not go with your hair.

252
00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:09,765
Ashley.

253
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,285
I heard there was a problem
with the costume.

254
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:21,125
You don't like it?
This looks so good on you, every night.

255
00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:23,565
It feels like
I'm wearing somebody else's skin.

256
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,085
Ashley.

257
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,965
Look.

258
00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:35,445
You've got 20,000 fans out there,
waiting to see the you they love.

259
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,845
Their folks bought them tickets.

260
00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:42,925
They're so excited,
they've been waiting for this for months.

261
00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:46,245
Don't let them down.

262
00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:10,325
Knock 'em dead.

263
00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:18,245
Get makeup in there, now.

264
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:09,125
That was Lenny and Charlie.

265
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,645
OK, next up, a late entry.

266
00:22:11,725 --> 00:22:17,365
Dancing to "On A Roll" by Ashley O,
it's Rachel Goggins.

267
00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:51,605
<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>I'll do anything for you ♪</i>

268
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,485
<i>♪ Oh, honey ♪</i>

269
00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:56,405
<i>♪ Just tell me what you want me to ♪</i>

270
00:22:56,485 --> 00:23:00,205
<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>Kiss me up against the wall ♪</i>

271
00:23:00,285 --> 00:23:03,125
<i>♪ Oh, honey</i>
<i>Don't take anything, just have it all ♪</i>

272
00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:07,125
<i>♪ Yeah, I can't take it</i>
<i>So don't you fake it ♪</i>

273
00:23:07,205 --> 00:23:11,045
<i>♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪</i>

274
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,325
Do you have any idea
how long it takes a rodent to die

275
00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:16,365
when it's eaten the poisoned bait
in one of these?

276
00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:19,565
Your pest control policy
needs a serious overhaul, my friend.

277
00:23:19,805 --> 00:23:22,565
Man, I'm just the janitor.

278
00:23:27,045 --> 00:23:30,365
<i>♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪</i>

279
00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:34,605
<i>♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪</i>

280
00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:38,005
<i>♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪</i>

281
00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:42,605
<i>♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪</i>

282
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,085
I'm so stupid.

283
00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:15,885
I messed it all up.

284
00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,685
I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

285
00:24:21,925 --> 00:24:23,165
I let Ashley Too down.

286
00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:41,285
Bear put a camera in her dressing room
like you asked.

287
00:24:41,645 --> 00:24:43,085
You'll want to see this.

288
00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,405
What's she doing?

289
00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:53,525
She's been stockpiling the meds.

290
00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:57,125
Also...

291
00:24:59,925 --> 00:25:00,845
there's this.

292
00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:32,005
You got your things, uh,
for where we're going, where are we going?

293
00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:34,205
Yes, I have my swim cap, Dad.

294
00:27:08,805 --> 00:27:10,845
-Where's Ashley?
-I tossed her out.

295
00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:11,765
Huh?!

296
00:27:13,325 --> 00:27:15,965
- Garbage truck came, so I tossed her out.
- What?

297
00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,165
- She wasn't good for you.
- Dad!

298
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,245
-You're better off without it.
-Dad!

299
00:27:20,325 --> 00:27:21,925
I'm in the middle of something.

300
00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:25,565
-Jack threw Ashley Too away.
-It was an intervention.

301
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,365
That thing was poison.

302
00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:33,725
You're gonna buy her a new one.

303
00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,325
Ashley was filling her head with crap.

304
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,925
She's the only person
who is actually nice to me.

305
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,565
-She's not a person.
-She's my friend.

306
00:27:40,645 --> 00:27:42,485
-Merchandise.
-Girls, calm down please.

307
00:27:42,605 --> 00:27:44,165
- You're jealous.
- Of a doll?

308
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,685
She's not a doll
and she knows me better than you do.

309
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,845
-I'm your sister.
-You hardly even talk to me.

310
00:27:48,925 --> 00:27:50,685
- Bullshit.
- Ever since Mom died.

311
00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:52,005
You shut up.

312
00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:54,605
It's true, ever since she died,
all you do is mope around

313
00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:57,125
with that stupid guitar,
which you're probably no good at

314
00:27:57,205 --> 00:27:59,325
'cause you're too scared
to play in front of anyone.

315
00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:03,605
Yeah, well, at least I'm not
some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle,

316
00:28:03,685 --> 00:28:06,005
all because a dolly told me to do it.

317
00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:09,765
Hi, I'm Ashley Too, I'm your only friend.

318
00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,685
Kiss my feet, kiss my ass!

319
00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:14,085
-I hate you.
-I hate you, too.

320
00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:46,005
Gave the kitchen the night off.

321
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,965
I thought we could have take out,
like the old days.

322
00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:52,205
Sure.

323
00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,725
It's La Mamas.

324
00:29:02,725 --> 00:29:04,405
I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow.

325
00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:07,285
No,
it's good to see you enjoying your food.

326
00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,845
I look after you, don't I?

327
00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:15,725
Hm.

328
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:20,045
-You're my manager, so.
-But you'd tell me if anything was wrong?

329
00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,125
I've been telling you
that something is wrong...

330
00:29:25,685 --> 00:29:26,765
for a while.

331
00:29:29,405 --> 00:29:33,085
It's getting so hard
just to keep doing this.

332
00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:37,165
-I really wanna do...
-You wanna change your material, I know.

333
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:39,085
I hear you.

334
00:29:40,485 --> 00:29:41,325
I do.

335
00:29:44,045 --> 00:29:45,925
I'm sorry, I know how you feel.

336
00:29:47,405 --> 00:29:50,005
I know what I'm like, Ashley, I know.

337
00:29:50,805 --> 00:29:55,045
You feel like I... don't listen,

338
00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:59,525
like I have too much control
over your image, your look,

339
00:30:00,605 --> 00:30:01,645
your persona.

340
00:30:02,645 --> 00:30:03,525
Yeah.

341
00:30:05,485 --> 00:30:07,245
You don't trust Dr. Munk.

342
00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:09,445
You don't trust me.

343
00:30:10,285 --> 00:30:11,565
No, it's...

344
00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:13,485
You feel trapped here.

345
00:30:16,845 --> 00:30:18,125
You feel...

346
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,925
desperate to break away.

347
00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:26,005
Where did you get that?

348
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:29,125
And, oh, you think you know how.

349
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,325
What was the plan? OD? Make me look bad?

350
00:30:35,445 --> 00:30:36,925
Do you know me at all?

351
00:30:37,845 --> 00:30:41,685
Catherine, that's evidence against you,
against Munk.

352
00:30:41,765 --> 00:30:44,125
All of it. I know everything.

353
00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:46,285
I know precisely what you know.

354
00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:48,805
There is a wealth of information
on this thing.

355
00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:51,405
You do seem preoccupied with contract law.

356
00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:53,965
You know,
I could have saved you some clicks.

357
00:30:54,045 --> 00:30:56,805
Your contract's watertight,
it doesn't expire until you turn 25.

358
00:30:56,885 --> 00:30:59,845
Not anymore, not now that you broke laws,
Catherine.

359
00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,525
The illegal meds, that puts you in breach,

360
00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:04,405
which means that I get an instant break.

361
00:31:06,685 --> 00:31:09,725
-You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick.
-Sit down, you little ingrate.

362
00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:12,685
What the fuck did you just call me?

363
00:31:12,765 --> 00:31:14,805
Do you know how old I was
when your parents died?

364
00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:17,205
22 years old.

365
00:31:18,925 --> 00:31:20,925
Twenty-two, younger than you,
but I took you in.

366
00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,045
-It's my fucking fault.
-It's not your fault.

367
00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:26,525
But you never once asked me
what that was like for me.

368
00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:29,045
Do you have any idea
what I had to give up?

369
00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:31,685
Do you have any conception of that at all?
Did you ever wonder--

370
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,845
Do you ever look around the fucking house

371
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,445
and see where we fucking live
because it means I've worked hard.

372
00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:37,605
Oh, this is because of you?

373
00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:39,645
-Where we live is because of you?
-Yes.

374
00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:42,645
And while you sang your little song
and you danced your little dance--

375
00:31:42,725 --> 00:31:43,925
Fuck, Catherine.

376
00:31:44,005 --> 00:31:45,885
Who stood, making sure
the lights stay on you?

377
00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:48,445
You can go fuck yourself
a thousand fucking times, Catherine,

378
00:31:48,525 --> 00:31:50,765
I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you.

379
00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,365
-Sit down.
-No.

380
00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,565
Because I don't have to listen to you
anymore.

381
00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:56,125
But you will sit down.

382
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,525
No, I won't.

383
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:58,885
Yes, you will.

384
00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:13,005
Do you know what would happen
if you did OD on these things?

385
00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:15,845
I checked with Dr. Munk.
You wouldn't die,

386
00:32:15,925 --> 00:32:18,645
you'd just wind up
in a kind of chemical coma.

387
00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,565
At least that's the theory.

388
00:32:25,565 --> 00:32:27,965
I powdered your pill stash
and put it in your food.

389
00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:36,925
But don't worry,
your career is gonna hold up just fine.

390
00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:39,605
Ashley.

391
00:32:41,645 --> 00:32:42,685
Go to sleep.

392
00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:56,605
<i>Since 2017,</i>
<i>Western countries, including America,</i>

393
00:32:56,685 --> 00:33:00,805
<i>have exported sixty percent of all</i>
<i>plastic scrap to China or Hong Kong.</i>

394
00:33:00,885 --> 00:33:03,085
<i>But China has recently shut its doors...</i>

395
00:33:03,165 --> 00:33:04,365
Yes!

396
00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,205
OK...

397
00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:18,005
-So, are you ready?
-Hm-mm.

398
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,205
Go, Harry.

399
00:33:40,805 --> 00:33:41,725
Yes!

400
00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:43,525
Yes.

401
00:33:45,605 --> 00:33:46,485
Is it OK?

402
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:48,605
He's totally fine.

403
00:33:48,685 --> 00:33:49,525
He's just stunned,

404
00:33:49,805 --> 00:33:52,965
just be out for about 25 minutes.

405
00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:55,805
Enough time for the homeowner
to scoop him up and get him out.

406
00:33:57,725 --> 00:33:59,005
Is it dead?

407
00:34:04,205 --> 00:34:06,045
I need to work on that voltage.

408
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:09,245
<i>Dramatic breaking news,</i>
<i>here on USN this evening,</i>

409
00:34:09,325 --> 00:34:14,925
<i>as we've just heard global pop star</i>
<i>Ashley O is fighting for her life</i>

410
00:34:15,005 --> 00:34:17,925
<i>following an allergic reaction</i>
<i>to shellfish.</i>

411
00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:20,845
<i>The singer's condition</i>
<i>is described as critical.</i>

412
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:24,005
<i>She's been rushed to St. Juniper's ICU.</i>

413
00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:27,725
<i>Unconfirmed reports say</i>
<i>she is in an irreversible coma.</i>

414
00:34:27,805 --> 00:34:31,085
<i>This tragic news comes</i>
<i>days after the final performance...</i>

415
00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,485
So, you lied?

416
00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:45,325
I'm sorry. Ra--

417
00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:49,765
<i>So, Rachel,</i>
<i>what would you like to do?</i>

418
00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:55,605
<i>We could try a makeover or I could read</i>
<i>motivational quotes from inspiring women.</i>

419
00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:58,325
<i>Oh, we could listen to some of my music.</i>

420
00:34:58,645 --> 00:35:01,205
<i>I'd love to discuss some of the lyrics</i>
<i>with you. Do you know that--</i>

421
00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:02,605
Ashley, go to sleep.

422
00:35:07,165 --> 00:35:08,365
I'm sorry.

423
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,645
Rachel.

424
00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,245
<i>There's still no word yet</i>

425
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,885
<i>on whether Ashley herself</i>
<i>can possibly recover,</i>

426
00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,845
<i>but this is the scene right now</i>
<i>outside the hospital,</i>

427
00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:35,845
<i>as stunned fans gather to stand vigil.</i>

428
00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:38,125
I talk to my Ashley Too every day

429
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:41,085
and I swear, when I told her
what had happened to the real Ashley,

430
00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:42,805
Ashley Too freaked out.

431
00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,245
Uh-uh.

432
00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:51,965
- I work here.
- Private session.

433
00:35:52,045 --> 00:35:53,725
- No, my shift started--
- Walk away.

434
00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:56,645
-My shift started--
-Walk away.

435
00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:08,765
Well, she's stable.

436
00:36:09,845 --> 00:36:15,525
That's actually the creative center.
A whole lot of activity here.

437
00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:17,405
We only need ten songs.

438
00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,765
One album, that's it.

439
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,845
It might take a while,
her thinking is likely to be disordered.

440
00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:26,885
That gives us time to finesse
her replacement.

441
00:36:28,525 --> 00:36:29,645
Start the body scan.

442
00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:51,405
<i>Live, breathe,</i>

443
00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:53,325
<i>smell.</i>

444
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,405
-<i>Full spectrum memory.</i>
-Are you done with that?

445
00:36:57,445 --> 00:36:59,325
<i>You can get</i>
<i>a Willow Grain upgrade</i>

446
00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,845
<i>for less than the price</i>
<i>of a daily cup of coffee.</i>

447
00:37:01,965 --> 00:37:03,245
Hey, do you want any ice cream?

448
00:37:03,845 --> 00:37:05,765
Dad left enough in the freezer
for the whole week.

449
00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:10,685
It's chocolate fudge brownie.
Your favorite.

450
00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:13,925
<i>In-store in-grain procedure</i>
<i>with local anesthetic.</i>

451
00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:16,965
- If you change your mind.
<i>- You're good to go.</i>

452
00:37:18,085 --> 00:37:20,765
<i>Because memory is for living.</i>

453
00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:29,685
Welcome back, still to come,
Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show

454
00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:32,485
and we'll have the latest
on the <i>Sea of Tranquility</i> reboot.

455
00:37:33,165 --> 00:37:37,605
<i>But first, an exclusive update</i>
<i>on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O.</i>

456
00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:39,885
<i>It's been six months</i>
<i>since she fell into a coma</i>

457
00:37:39,965 --> 00:37:42,725
<i>and still the question</i>
<i>on everyone's lips is the same:</i>

458
00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:45,285
<i>"When, if ever, will Ashley wake up?"</i>

459
00:37:46,245 --> 00:37:48,645
<i>Todd has this exclusive report.</i>

460
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,645
<i>Six months ago,</i>
<i>millions were stunned to learn</i>

461
00:37:51,725 --> 00:37:54,245
<i>that Grammy-winning pop sensation</i>
<i>Ashley O</i>

462
00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:58,125
<i>had suffered a catastrophic</i>
<i>allergic reaction while dining at home.</i>

463
00:37:58,205 --> 00:38:01,765
<i>She slipped into a coma,</i>
<i>where she remains to this day.</i>

464
00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,645
<i>Now with days to go</i>
<i>until the singer's 25th birthday,</i>

465
00:38:05,725 --> 00:38:08,765
<i>I was given a behind-the-scenes look</i>
<i>at how she's doing.</i>

466
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:15,405
<i>It's a day Ashley O's aunt and manager</i>
<i>Catherine Ortiz will never forget,</i>

467
00:38:15,485 --> 00:38:18,125
<i>a day her niece almost died.</i>

468
00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:31,085
<i>It was just a few bites</i>
<i>from a shrimp taco.</i>

469
00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,005
<i>We didn't even know</i>
<i>she had a shellfish allergy.</i>

470
00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:37,685
<i>I really thought</i>
<i>we were going to lose her.</i>

471
00:38:38,645 --> 00:38:41,125
<i>I just thank God</i>
<i>Dr. Munk was in the house at the time.</i>

472
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:46,085
<i>But despite Munk's heroic efforts,</i>
<i>Ashley's coma proved irreversible.</i>

473
00:38:58,285 --> 00:39:02,005
But incredibly,
Ashley's music career didn't end there,

474
00:39:02,485 --> 00:39:04,965
thanks to a remarkable technological leap.

475
00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:08,085
We discovered that although
we couldn't communicate with Ashley,

476
00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:09,725
we could read her brainwaves

477
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:11,445
using a temporal interceptor.

478
00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:15,125
<i>Once plugged in, what they heard</i>
<i>stopped them in their tracks.</i>

479
00:39:15,805 --> 00:39:19,805
Music. She was still composing music
in her head, in her dreams.

480
00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:23,005
<i>By linking Ashley's mind</i>
<i>to a computer,</i>

481
00:39:23,085 --> 00:39:25,285
<i>technical director Jackson Habanera</i>

482
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,925
<i>began the miraculous process</i>
<i>of extracting new material.</i>

483
00:39:29,005 --> 00:39:30,725
That's a G-sharp,

484
00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:33,125
that's an A...

485
00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:34,805
...another G-sharp.

486
00:39:34,885 --> 00:39:38,085
It was beautiful. It was beautiful.

487
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,925
And I just knew there had to be someway
to get this out to her fans.

488
00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,285
That's what she would want.

489
00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:48,325
<i>There was only one problem,</i>
<i>Ashley might be dreaming new music,</i>

490
00:39:48,405 --> 00:39:53,205
<i>but she wasn't capable of recording it,</i>
<i>until technology stepped in once again.</i>

491
00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,565
<i>We had hours of recordings</i>
<i>of her voice,</i>

492
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:59,525
<i>every vowel, every syllable we used</i>
<i>for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls.</i>

493
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:02,125
<i>Those dolls were withdrawn</i>
<i>from sale,</i>

494
00:40:02,205 --> 00:40:03,965
<i>apparently over battery issues,</i>

495
00:40:04,045 --> 00:40:07,805
<i>but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software</i>
<i>proved invaluable</i>

496
00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:11,085
<i>and became the all-new voice of Ashley O.</i>

497
00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:18,045
<i>♪ Like I can, oh... ♪</i>

498
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,365
-So that's a computer singing?
-Mm-hmm.

499
00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:22,805
Just like the real thing.

500
00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,805
Sorry, it's so beautiful.

501
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,765
<i>One thing's for sure:</i>

502
00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:32,085
<i>with her aunt watching over her,</i>
<i>the Ashley O story is far from over.</i>

503
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:40,165
<i>Hey there, I'm Ashley Too, what's your...</i>

504
00:40:40,245 --> 00:40:42,245
<i>Happy birth--</i>
<i>You can do...</i>

505
00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:44,285
- Ashley?
<i>- Oh, you're the...</i>

506
00:40:44,365 --> 00:40:46,405
-Ashley?
-<i>The only opinion that matters...</i>

507
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,445
Did you turn it back on?

508
00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,285
-I didn't.
<i>-It's good to help a friend...</i>

509
00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,445
- What's up with her?
- Ashley.

510
00:40:51,525 --> 00:40:53,645
What's going on?

511
00:40:54,565 --> 00:40:56,085
I don't know.

512
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,205
Oh!

513
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,605
- God, what is wrong with her?
- I don't know.

514
00:41:03,685 --> 00:41:07,205
<i>I'm Ash... I'm Ash... I'm Ashley Too...</i>

515
00:41:07,285 --> 00:41:08,405
Oh, my God.

516
00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:12,885
-Do you know how to use it?
-Um...

517
00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:15,125
No.

518
00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,605
Oh, it's on.

519
00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:28,885
What is that?

520
00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:30,085
- That?
- Yeah.

521
00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:32,765
I don't know.

522
00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:34,485
I don't think that's normally there.

523
00:41:38,525 --> 00:41:41,965
- So should you do that?
- I have no clue.

524
00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:45,965
Fuck it.

525
00:41:58,925 --> 00:41:59,885
Oh, my God.

526
00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:02,885
<i>Get that fucking cable out of my ass!</i>
<i>Holy shit.</i>

527
00:42:02,965 --> 00:42:04,685
<i>It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole.</i>

528
00:42:04,765 --> 00:42:07,245
-Just take it out.
<i>-Pull it out, pull it the fuck out!</i>

529
00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:10,845
<i>God, that's a relief.</i>

530
00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:16,125
<i>Hold on, I can think. Oh, man,</i>
<i>I can actually use my mind again.</i>

531
00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:17,405
Are you OK?

532
00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:20,725
<i>Oh, I am now that you've deleted</i>
<i>that goddamn limiter. Jesus.</i>

533
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:23,165
-Limiter?
<i>-Yeah, like a firewall.</i>

534
00:42:23,245 --> 00:42:26,285
<i>It only let me use four percent</i>
<i>of my brain. Oh, boy.</i>

535
00:42:26,925 --> 00:42:29,965
<i>You know they copied</i>
<i>my entire fucking mind into these things.</i>

536
00:42:30,045 --> 00:42:32,965
<i>Oh, cheaper than editing my personality</i>
<i>I guess,</i>

537
00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:35,765
<i>just copy the whole thing</i>
<i>and stick a limiter around the tiny part</i>

538
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,845
<i>that deals with press junkets</i>
<i>and promos and shit like that. </i>

539
00:42:39,805 --> 00:42:42,765
So, you're really Ashley O?

540
00:42:42,845 --> 00:42:44,125
<i>Oh, yeah, of course I am.</i>

541
00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:45,645
Really, really?

542
00:42:45,725 --> 00:42:48,765
<i>Well, OK, a synaptic snapshot of me,</i>
<i>if you wanna get technical about it,</i>

543
00:42:48,845 --> 00:42:49,685
<i>but, yeah.</i>

544
00:42:51,565 --> 00:42:55,645
-Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan.
-Rachel, come on, this is bullshit.

545
00:42:55,725 --> 00:42:58,205
<i>Holy fuck, you know what's bullshit?</i>

546
00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:02,725
<i>This whole coma narrative thing</i>
<i>that my aunt's pushing. Allergy, my ass.</i>

547
00:43:02,805 --> 00:43:05,045
<i>I used to eat those shrimp tacos</i>
<i>all the goddam time.</i>

548
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,285
<i>It's a cover story, I swear to God.</i>

549
00:43:07,365 --> 00:43:09,205
<i>Catherine is so fucking full of shit,</i>

550
00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:11,965
<i>you two have no clue how much of a bitch</i>
<i>that woman has been.</i>

551
00:43:12,045 --> 00:43:13,245
<i>-Oh, man.</i>
-Alright.

552
00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,005
-I'm gonna put the limiter back on.
-<i>Get your fucking hands off me!</i>

553
00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:17,725
-No, leave her alone.
-<i>Yeah, back off.</i>

554
00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:19,125
Alright, Jesus.

555
00:43:19,685 --> 00:43:21,805
-Promise.
-Promise.

556
00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:26,205
Fuck.

557
00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:29,845
<i>Oh, yeah,</i>
<i>you got the full shrine going on here.</i>

558
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:33,525
<i>Oh, fuck, I remember that day.</i>

559
00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:37,165
<i>I had these god awful</i>
<i>period cramps. </i>

560
00:43:37,805 --> 00:43:39,765
You realize
that's not the real Ashley.

561
00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:42,725
-She says she is.
-Ashley O doesn't talk like that.

562
00:43:42,805 --> 00:43:45,525
<i>I can hear you and yes, I do.</i>

563
00:43:46,405 --> 00:43:47,645
No, you don't,

564
00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:50,285
you say things like, "Believe in yourself,
you can do anything."

565
00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:55,165
<i>Oh, come on, man, Catherine trained me</i>
<i>to say that kind of shit in interviews.</i>

566
00:43:55,245 --> 00:43:58,725
<i>Seriously, she is a piece of work,</i>
<i>always has been.</i>

567
00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:00,325
<i>Listen up, I'll tell you all about it.</i>

568
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,565
-No.
-Sure.

569
00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,365
The investors are
going to be there at three.

570
00:44:18,285 --> 00:44:20,845
-Everything gonna be ready in time?
-Of course.

571
00:44:21,405 --> 00:44:24,325
You said you extracted a song
from her overnight. Is that it?

572
00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:27,125
Yeah, I've stabilized it
and got it playable.

573
00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:29,285
But it's not too friendly.

574
00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:32,125
Let's hear it.

575
00:44:34,445 --> 00:44:38,325
<i>♪ See the animal in her cage you built</i>
<i>Are you sure what side you're on? ♪</i>

576
00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:40,205
<i>♪ Better not look her closely in the eye ♪</i>

577
00:44:40,285 --> 00:44:41,485
Another fucking rage dream.

578
00:44:41,565 --> 00:44:43,445
<i>♪ Are you sure what side</i>
<i>Of the glass you're... ♪</i>

579
00:44:45,565 --> 00:44:47,605
Slow it down, see if it's salvageable.

580
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,045
<i>♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪</i>

581
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:52,285
Pitch shift?

582
00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:57,285
-<i>♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪</i>
-Increase the positivity.

583
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:01,885
<i>♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪</i>

584
00:45:03,165 --> 00:45:06,605
<i>♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪</i>

585
00:45:07,285 --> 00:45:09,205
OK, we can work with that.

586
00:45:11,565 --> 00:45:12,885
Oh, quit whining.

587
00:45:14,725 --> 00:45:18,085
<i>My aunt has always controlled</i>
<i>every aspect of my entire career,</i>

588
00:45:18,165 --> 00:45:22,205
<i>and now she's got me right</i>
<i>where she wants me, just lying there,</i>

589
00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:25,045
<i>unable to leave, getting sucked dry.</i>

590
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,005
<i>Basically a prisoner.</i>

591
00:45:26,085 --> 00:45:28,205
That's horrible.

592
00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:29,485
<i>I know, right?</i>

593
00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,725
-We have to help her.
-How?

594
00:45:32,205 --> 00:45:33,445
-We could tell someone.
-<i>OK.</i>

595
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,885
- Like who?
- The cops.

596
00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:38,005
We're just gonna walk
into a police station

597
00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:40,405
and say that a doll told us
that Ashley's aunt is a monster.

598
00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:42,485
<i>No fucking way</i>
<i>I'm letting Catherine get away...</i>

599
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,285
Show them the brain thing on the computer.

600
00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,165
They're cops, Rachel, they're not Google.

601
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,805
They're not gonna know what it means.

602
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:52,405
-Well, there's gotta be something.
-<i>Evidence.</i>

603
00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,845
<i>I can find the evidence.</i>

604
00:45:54,925 --> 00:45:58,565
<i>Listen, I kept a diary on my computer.</i>
<i>I recorded the conversations.</i>

605
00:45:58,645 --> 00:46:01,605
<i>If I can make it into the house,</i>
<i>get in range of my laptop,</i>

606
00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:04,125
<i>I can Bluetooth onto it</i>
<i>and download all the evidence I need.</i>

607
00:46:04,605 --> 00:46:07,965
-<i>Can you guys take me over there?</i>
-Yes, of course, anything.

608
00:46:08,045 --> 00:46:09,605
Hey, we don't even know where she lives.

609
00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,245
<i>10030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu.</i>

610
00:46:11,325 --> 00:46:12,925
-That's miles away.
-We'll take you.

611
00:46:13,005 --> 00:46:13,965
No, we will not.

612
00:46:14,045 --> 00:46:15,045
Jack.

613
00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:18,085
<i>Sure, I get it,</i>
<i>you guys got something better to do.</i>

614
00:46:18,925 --> 00:46:21,685
<i>Well, OK, don't sweat it,</i>
<i>I'll just go on my own, I'm fine.</i>

615
00:46:21,765 --> 00:46:24,525
Oh!

616
00:46:25,045 --> 00:46:28,085
<i>Stupid stumpy arms.</i>

617
00:46:29,205 --> 00:46:30,165
<i>-Get off me!</i>
-Sorry.

618
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,525
<i>If you're not helping me,</i>
<i>get off of me, seriously.</i>

619
00:46:38,205 --> 00:46:40,765
<i>It's alright for you two able-bodied</i>
<i>assholes sitting around.</i>

620
00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:44,605
<i>Fans are always the same.</i>
<i>"Oh, we love you so much,"</i>

621
00:46:44,685 --> 00:46:47,725
<i>until you actually want them</i>
<i>to do anything for you.</i>

622
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,805
<i>Well, forget it,</i>
<i>I'm gonna do it on my own.</i>

623
00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:54,085
<i>Could you open the door for me please?</i>

624
00:46:56,765 --> 00:46:58,045
We're not helping her.

625
00:47:00,365 --> 00:47:01,685
We are not.

626
00:47:06,765 --> 00:47:10,445
<i>Guys.</i>
<i>Come on, guys, I can't see.</i>

627
00:47:10,525 --> 00:47:12,725
<i>Put me up on the dash,</i>
<i>I can show you the way.</i>

628
00:47:16,405 --> 00:47:19,325
Don't scratch the cup holder.
Dad will flip if he knows we took his van.

629
00:47:19,405 --> 00:47:21,165
I'm not scratching the cup holder.

630
00:47:24,645 --> 00:47:26,525
Jack!

631
00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:30,085
<i>Relax, your cup holder's fine.</i>

632
00:47:30,165 --> 00:47:32,085
-Shut up.
<i>-Can you drive this thing?</i>

633
00:47:32,685 --> 00:47:34,845
-I think so.
<i>-You think so?</i>

634
00:47:34,925 --> 00:47:37,245
Hey, I can do anything
if I just believe in myself.

635
00:47:37,325 --> 00:47:39,525
<i>I wanna believe that</i>
<i>we'll arrive in one fucking piece.</i>

636
00:47:39,605 --> 00:47:40,885
Ashley, go to sleep.

637
00:47:40,965 --> 00:47:42,805
<i>Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, OK?</i>

638
00:47:43,325 --> 00:47:44,165
Shit.

639
00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:51,485
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for joining us today

640
00:47:51,565 --> 00:47:56,565
as we introduce you to a brand-new,
yet strangely familiar, superstar.

641
00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:05,165
It's a fucking sign-up.

642
00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:17,605
<i>OK, we're here.</i>

643
00:48:17,685 --> 00:48:19,045
So now what?

644
00:48:19,645 --> 00:48:23,485
-I guess we just throw her over the gate.
<i>-Are you nuts? How do I get in the door?</i>

645
00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:33,565
No, the deal was that we drive you here,
and we've done that.

646
00:48:33,645 --> 00:48:36,005
<i>I need to get inside to get that evidence.</i>

647
00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,805
- We're not driving in there...
- We have brought her this far.

648
00:48:38,885 --> 00:48:40,565
-No.
<i>-Hold up, that's my aunt's car.</i>

649
00:48:45,285 --> 00:48:46,365
Oh, the gates are open.

650
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,285
-Jack, Jack, let's go, come on.
-No, no.

651
00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,885
<i>Quick, quick, they're gonna shut it.</i>

652
00:48:49,965 --> 00:48:52,765
-Come on, let's go.
<i>-Just do it, OK, do it, go.</i>

653
00:48:52,845 --> 00:48:57,005
<i>Do it, do it, do it, go, yes.</i>
<i>Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.</i>

654
00:48:57,085 --> 00:48:58,725
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, shit, shit.

655
00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:09,445
Well, what now?

656
00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:12,085
What's the next phase
of your brilliant plan?

657
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:23,645
- What the hell do I even say?
<i>- Just wing it.</i>

658
00:49:23,725 --> 00:49:26,125
<i>And lose the nose ring,</i>
<i>it makes you look unprofessional.</i>

659
00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:35,605
Oh, my God, he's huge.

660
00:49:39,165 --> 00:49:40,125
Goggin's Mouse Service.

661
00:49:40,805 --> 00:49:42,085
How did you get through the gate?

662
00:49:43,005 --> 00:49:44,045
It was open.

663
00:49:44,325 --> 00:49:48,445
Look, I have an appointment for 11:30
to deal with your rodent infestation.

664
00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:50,845
No, you got the wrong place.

665
00:49:51,285 --> 00:49:53,645
It was 10030 Bushwick Drive, right?

666
00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,805
Look, we don't have a rodent problem.

667
00:49:55,885 --> 00:49:58,085
The lady of the house said
it was super urgent.

668
00:49:58,485 --> 00:50:01,445
We don't have another appointment
for about three weeks.

669
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,965
-Make it quick.
-OK, thanks.

670
00:50:06,805 --> 00:50:10,245
Oh, hey, would it be alright
if my little sister tagged along?

671
00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:13,125
Hi.

672
00:50:14,165 --> 00:50:15,045
Your sister?

673
00:50:16,085 --> 00:50:19,165
Well, well, what do we have here?

674
00:50:19,965 --> 00:50:20,845
A kitchen.

675
00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:24,365
Yes, and mice love kitchens.

676
00:50:25,765 --> 00:50:27,245
Have you ever seen <i>Tom and Jerry?</i>

677
00:50:27,645 --> 00:50:31,165
It's a whole lot more accurate
than people would think.

678
00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:36,525
- Excuse me, sir, may I use the bathroom?
- I'll take you there.

679
00:50:37,165 --> 00:50:38,845
You can't just walk around.

680
00:50:39,165 --> 00:50:41,925
Actually,
I'm gonna need your help in here, mister.

681
00:50:42,445 --> 00:50:44,325
Bear, they call me Bear.

682
00:50:45,285 --> 00:50:47,245
Well, I'm gonna need your help in here,
Mr. Bear.

683
00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,605
-What for?
-Observation.

684
00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:52,085
Uh, I really need to go.

685
00:50:56,605 --> 00:50:59,565
- Down the hall, turn left.
- Thank you.

686
00:51:04,845 --> 00:51:06,205
Excuse me, sir.

687
00:51:06,285 --> 00:51:07,965
Has this bread box been certified?

688
00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:09,365
Certified how?

689
00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:19,565
The state requires them to be certified
because the crumbs, they attract rodents.

690
00:51:19,645 --> 00:51:21,005
I've never heard of that.

691
00:51:22,605 --> 00:51:24,325
Well, they forgot to tell people.

692
00:51:26,565 --> 00:51:29,525
<i>OK, just a few more steps.</i>
<i>We're nearly there.</i>

693
00:51:35,445 --> 00:51:37,045
<i>Oh, God.</i>

694
00:51:39,045 --> 00:51:41,205
-It's really her.
-<i>Oh, yeah, yeah, OK.</i>

695
00:51:41,285 --> 00:51:43,085
<i>Quit fangirling and put me down.</i>

696
00:51:44,965 --> 00:51:46,445
<i>I'm gonna roll over and Bluetooth in.</i>

697
00:51:46,525 --> 00:51:48,125
<i>You gotta keep watch on the stairs, OK?</i>

698
00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:06,365
Yep, you're definitely gonna
wanna take a look down here.

699
00:52:09,965 --> 00:52:10,805
There's, uh...

700
00:52:11,885 --> 00:52:13,845
clear signs of mouse activity.

701
00:52:17,605 --> 00:52:18,845
I don't see anything.

702
00:52:20,165 --> 00:52:21,045
Mm-hmm.

703
00:52:24,965 --> 00:52:26,165
<i>Oh, boy.</i>

704
00:53:03,205 --> 00:53:05,445
-What did you do?
-<i>I did what I had to.</i>

705
00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,445
The fuck is that?

706
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,245
<i>Bear.</i>

707
00:53:22,685 --> 00:53:24,005
- Yeah?
<i>- Check on Ashley.</i>

708
00:53:24,085 --> 00:53:26,805
<i>We've got some kind of power issue,</i>
<i>I'm not sure what it is.</i>

709
00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:30,325
OK. I'll check it out.

710
00:53:31,485 --> 00:53:33,565
-Wait.
-What?

711
00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:49,485
Dad, please tell me
you turned down the voltage.

712
00:53:56,085 --> 00:53:57,445
You killed her.

713
00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,885
<i>Rachel, listen, I know me, OK?</i>

714
00:54:00,965 --> 00:54:04,685
<i>And I know I wouldn't wanna exist</i>
<i>even ten minutes in that state.</i>

715
00:54:06,045 --> 00:54:07,685
What happened?

716
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:10,045
She killed her.

717
00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:13,325
<i>Look, it's not that big of a deal, OK?</i>

718
00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:16,205
<i>I'm still alive, OK, I count,</i>
<i>I'm still me.</i>

719
00:54:16,285 --> 00:54:18,405
You were never gonna look for evidence,
were you?

720
00:54:18,485 --> 00:54:20,605
You just come in here
and you pull the plug.

721
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,165
<i>If I'd told you that,</i>
<i>you wouldn't have helped me.</i>

722
00:54:23,245 --> 00:54:25,445
No, no, we wouldn't have.

723
00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:27,925
Rachel.

724
00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,925
-We gotta go.
-I'm so sorry.

725
00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:37,765
Oh, shit.

726
00:54:37,845 --> 00:54:39,125
Holy fuck.

727
00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:42,765
Ashley.

728
00:54:43,725 --> 00:54:47,405
Oh, my gosh. I'm such a huge fan.

729
00:54:51,605 --> 00:54:52,485
Bear?

730
00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,845
Oh, my God.
There's someone coming. Come on!

731
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,085
Bear?

732
00:54:57,325 --> 00:54:58,365
Bear?

733
00:55:17,445 --> 00:55:19,125
And then it's
"It isn't a dream,

734
00:55:19,205 --> 00:55:22,285
it's reality, but enough from me,"
yadda, yadda, yadda, then it's...

735
00:55:22,765 --> 00:55:23,925
And then it's showtime.

736
00:55:28,045 --> 00:55:30,365
Munk. I got it.

737
00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:31,805
Why are you interrupting me?

738
00:55:31,885 --> 00:55:33,605
She's up.

739
00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:36,285
- Who's up?
<i>- Sleeping Beauty, she's awake.</i>

740
00:55:37,325 --> 00:55:39,405
<i>What?</i>
<i>What the hell is going on?</i>

741
00:55:39,485 --> 00:55:41,685
Looks like the dream box
had a power outage.

742
00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,605
The good news is
the restraint system works.

743
00:55:44,685 --> 00:55:45,565
No.

744
00:55:46,285 --> 00:55:48,765
We need her alive,
at least until they sign the papers.

745
00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:51,725
Put her back under.

746
00:55:52,285 --> 00:55:53,285
Of course.

747
00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:55,405
Please, I'm begging you,

748
00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:57,285
please don't do this to me, please.

749
00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:08,045
- Fuck!
- Shhh.

750
00:56:08,205 --> 00:56:12,045
-Please, no, no.
-It's OK.

751
00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,205
Please.

752
00:56:17,325 --> 00:56:18,525
Leave her alone.

753
00:56:18,605 --> 00:56:20,565
Leave her alone.

754
00:56:34,405 --> 00:56:35,885
Help me.

755
00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:40,325
Get these things off me.

756
00:56:41,845 --> 00:56:42,845
It's not opening.

757
00:56:42,925 --> 00:56:44,365
It's too strong.

758
00:56:44,925 --> 00:56:46,125
Stop moving.

759
00:56:46,205 --> 00:56:49,645
<i>Uh, geniuses,</i>
<i>there's a release button under here.</i>

760
00:56:49,725 --> 00:56:51,845
What?

761
00:56:57,645 --> 00:56:58,685
OK, come on.

762
00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,125
Come on, come on. Here we go.

763
00:57:03,685 --> 00:57:04,885
Who are you guys?

764
00:57:04,965 --> 00:57:07,565
I'm Rachel
and like I said, I'm a huge fan.

765
00:57:07,645 --> 00:57:09,645
<i>Listen, lover girls,</i>
<i>we gotta move.</i>

766
00:57:09,725 --> 00:57:12,925
Why is that thing talking like that?
All real?

767
00:57:13,005 --> 00:57:16,485
<i>They broke the limiter, so I am you.</i>
<i>Your whole brain. I'm all of you.</i>

768
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,405
I can't believe there's two of you.

769
00:57:18,925 --> 00:57:21,565
That thing isn't all of me.

770
00:57:21,645 --> 00:57:22,645
I'm all of me.

771
00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:25,925
<i>Really? Senior high, I had, like,</i>
<i>a major crush on Ryan Simmonds,</i>

772
00:57:26,005 --> 00:57:27,485
<i>but he was just not interested,</i>

773
00:57:27,565 --> 00:57:30,725
<i>so I made out with his brother, Stevie,</i>
<i>even though his braces scratched my teeth.</i>

774
00:57:30,805 --> 00:57:33,365
-<i>Actually, Stevie was the first guy--</i>
-You have to shut up.

775
00:57:33,445 --> 00:57:36,485
<i>Also, I'm not allergic to shellfish</i>
<i>and I hate my Aunt Catherine.</i>

776
00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:40,725
Aunt Catherine, oh, my God,
we have to stop her.

777
00:57:41,445 --> 00:57:43,245
<i>Stop her from doing what?</i>

778
00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:49,685
Are you ready?

779
00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:58,045
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>Catherine Ortiz.</i>

780
00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:00,605
<i>♪ ...on ambition and verve ♪</i>

781
00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:04,285
<i>♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪</i>

782
00:58:04,365 --> 00:58:08,285
-<i>♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪</i>
- Hi.

783
00:58:08,365 --> 00:58:12,165
<i>♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪</i>

784
00:58:12,845 --> 00:58:16,765
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome and thank you for joining us

785
00:58:16,845 --> 00:58:21,565
as we introduce you to a brand-new,
yet strangely familiar, superstar.

786
00:58:21,645 --> 00:58:24,085
-Come on, to the car.
-Uh-uh.

787
00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:26,125
-What? No, no, no, come on.
-Uh-uh.

788
00:58:26,205 --> 00:58:27,805
You'll be fine. Come on, let's go.

789
00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,085
Get in. Come on.

790
00:58:33,245 --> 00:58:34,085
Fuck.

791
00:58:38,405 --> 00:58:41,645
I don't need to tell you that
in an age of streaming content,

792
00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,605
live tours are now by far

793
00:58:43,685 --> 00:58:46,685
the most lucrative aspect
of the music industry.

794
00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:50,365
But for the past six months,
Ashley, of course,

795
00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:54,325
has been sadly unable to participate...

796
00:58:55,645 --> 00:58:57,005
until today.

797
00:58:57,765 --> 00:59:01,045
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are proud to introduce you

798
00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:03,085
to Ashley Eternal.

799
00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:16,165
Isn't she great?

800
00:59:16,245 --> 00:59:19,885
Ashley Eternal is the most accurate

801
00:59:19,965 --> 00:59:23,285
and versatile holographic performer
in history.

802
00:59:23,365 --> 00:59:26,885
Photo-realistic and fully controllable,

803
00:59:26,965 --> 00:59:29,165
right down to instant costume changes.

804
00:59:36,885 --> 00:59:39,365
-Oh, my God.
-Jack, do you know the way to the stadium?

805
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,965
-No.
-I do.

806
00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:42,485
They do.

807
00:59:43,645 --> 00:59:45,005
Wait, that's not all.

808
00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:49,125
Ashley is also fully scalable.

809
00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:54,805
And when I say, "scalable,"
I mean <i>scalable.</i>

810
00:59:59,485 --> 01:00:01,885
No more squinting
from half a mile away.

811
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:05,285
Now the entire audience
gets a front row seat,

812
01:00:05,365 --> 01:00:07,325
no matter how big the venue.

813
01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:09,765
Finally,

814
01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:16,205
an act that will make the live audience
put down their damn phones,

815
01:00:16,285 --> 01:00:19,405
look up, and gasp in awe.

816
01:00:20,405 --> 01:00:22,405
-You have to jump the light.
-I'm not jumping a red.

817
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,485
-Go.
-No. OK.

818
01:00:29,405 --> 01:00:30,485
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

819
01:00:35,805 --> 01:00:38,205
-Shit, it's the cops.
-I'm never gonna get my license.

820
01:00:40,165 --> 01:00:41,045
And there's more.

821
01:00:41,565 --> 01:00:45,045
Ashley Eternal is streamable.

822
01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:49,165
She can appear in thousands of locations
simultaneously.

823
01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:54,205
Imagine an entire nationwide tour,
all taking place on the same night.

824
01:00:55,045 --> 01:00:57,805
Never exhausted, never sick,

825
01:00:57,885 --> 01:01:00,925
always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game.

826
01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,925
It's not a dream, it's reality.

827
01:01:04,845 --> 01:01:06,365
But that's enough from me.

828
01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:09,565
Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal.

829
01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:18,205
<i>♪ See me dancing on the stage</i>
<i>That I've built ♪</i>

830
01:01:19,165 --> 01:01:21,765
<i>♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪</i>

831
01:01:23,685 --> 01:01:27,405
<i>♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪</i>

832
01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:30,165
-<i>♪ And it's all right here ♪</i>
-Give it up.

833
01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:35,605
<i>♪ Right here in my song</i>
<i>See my crew dancing around me ♪</i>

834
01:01:37,285 --> 01:01:39,925
<i>♪ Hear the audience's screams ♪</i>

835
01:01:41,085 --> 01:01:43,565
<i>♪ Feel like I could jump ♪</i>

836
01:01:43,645 --> 01:01:45,445
<i>♪ Right to the sky ♪</i>

837
01:01:46,365 --> 01:01:48,445
<i>♪ And just lose myself ♪</i>

838
01:01:48,525 --> 01:01:52,205
<i>♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪</i>

839
01:01:52,645 --> 01:01:54,485
-Right up there, see.
-Well, how do I get in?

840
01:01:54,565 --> 01:01:57,405
- There's a door round back.
- OK, one at a time, please.

841
01:01:57,485 --> 01:01:59,005
I've played this place a million times.

842
01:01:59,085 --> 01:02:01,165
-<i>Me, too.</i>
-What'd you think about the acoustics?

843
01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:02,925
-<i>Man, they suck.</i>
-Right?

844
01:02:03,005 --> 01:02:05,325
-Guys, do I just drive through?
-Uh-huh.

845
01:02:05,405 --> 01:02:06,685
This is so cool.

846
01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:09,205
<i>♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪</i>

847
01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,125
Get out of the vehicle, now.

848
01:02:30,285 --> 01:02:32,925
Come out with your hands up
or we open fire!

849
01:02:33,005 --> 01:02:36,565
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.

850
01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:38,245
Get out of the vehicle now.

851
01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,525
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die.

852
01:02:49,485 --> 01:02:52,005
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.

853
01:03:19,285 --> 01:03:20,765
Oh, fuck it.

854
01:03:45,165 --> 01:03:50,125
Alright, everybody, I wrote this next one
about my shitty aunt.

855
01:03:50,725 --> 01:03:53,445
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>I'll do anything for you ♪</i>

856
01:03:54,525 --> 01:03:58,445
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>Just tell me what you want me to ♪</i>

857
01:03:58,525 --> 01:04:01,965
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>Nail me up against the wall ♪</i>

858
01:04:02,525 --> 01:04:05,565
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>Don't want everything, he wants it all ♪</i>

859
01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:08,245
-<i>♪ No, you can't take it ♪</i>
<i>-Fuck yeah.</i>

860
01:04:08,325 --> 01:04:09,805
<i>♪ No, you can't take it ♪</i>

861
01:04:09,885 --> 01:04:13,685
<i>♪ No, you can't take that away from me ♪</i>

862
01:04:13,925 --> 01:04:17,765
<i>♪ No, you can't take it</i>
<i>No, you can't take it ♪</i>

863
01:04:17,845 --> 01:04:21,165
<i>♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪</i>

864
01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:26,045
<i>♪ Head like a hole</i>
<i>Black as your soul ♪</i>

865
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:29,645
<i>♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪</i>

866
01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:34,245
<i>-♪ Head like a hole, black as your soul ♪</i>
-The mouse comes out and dies...

867
01:04:34,325 --> 01:04:39,525
<i>-♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪</i>
-...so the mouse is the mice, and it...

868
01:04:39,605 --> 01:04:43,445
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

869
01:04:43,525 --> 01:04:47,405
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

870
01:04:47,485 --> 01:04:51,325
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

871
01:04:51,405 --> 01:04:55,085
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

872
01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:59,365
That was awful!

873
01:05:01,205 --> 01:05:03,045
One, two, three, four.

874
01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:07,205
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

875
01:05:07,725 --> 01:05:11,525
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

876
01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:15,525
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

877
01:05:15,605 --> 01:05:19,645
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

878
01:05:26,645 --> 01:05:30,485
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>I'll do anything for you ♪</i>

879
01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:34,485
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>Just tell me what you want me to ♪</i>

880
01:05:34,565 --> 01:05:38,485
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>Nail me up against the wall ♪</i>

881
01:05:38,565 --> 01:05:41,765
<i>♪ God money</i>
<i>Don't want everything, he wants it all ♪</i>

882
01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:45,805
<i>♪ No, you can't take it</i>
<i>No, you can't take it ♪</i>

883
01:05:45,885 --> 01:05:50,045
<i>♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪</i>

884
01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:54,045
<i>♪ Head like a hole</i>
<i>Black as your soul ♪</i>

885
01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:58,085
<i>♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪</i>

886
01:05:58,165 --> 01:06:02,045
<i>♪ Head like a hole</i>
<i>Black as your soul ♪</i>

887
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:06,285
<i>♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪</i>

888
01:06:07,605 --> 01:06:11,485
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

889
01:06:11,565 --> 01:06:15,485
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

890
01:06:15,565 --> 01:06:19,445
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

891
01:06:19,525 --> 01:06:23,565
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

892
01:06:23,645 --> 01:06:27,565
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>

893
01:06:27,645 --> 01:06:31,445
<i>♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪</i>

894
01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:35,525
<i>♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪</i>



